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MIT student attributes his success to ION wireless

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In what could be one of the rarest compliments from its users, ION wireless, which provides internet services for MU hostels, was commended by a  student of MIT for its ‘uninterrupted internet outage’ in his room .

Kahil Sumar, a student of MIT who got placed in Mahindra & Mahindra recently, attributed his success  in placements to ION wireless.

Speaking to Faking News section of ManipalBlog, he  said,”If it weren’t for ION’S uninterrupted internet outage, I wouldn’t have got placed  at all. The constant outage has provided me with ample time to focus on my academics as well as prepare for written tests and interviews. I am grateful to ION forever.”

As a gesture of gratitude,he  personally visited Innovation Center  in MIT and presented an ‘Aircel  portable 3G connection set’  to  Ms.Shilpa Shetty(name changed), the  ION representative in MIT. Her reaction to this gesture is unknown to us.

Kahil also called on and thanked Chief Warden of MIT Hostels, Dr.R.M. Pai for encouraging this unique service of ION. But Dr.Pai refused to take credit for this. Talking to Faking News section of ManipalBlog, he said, “I have just taken over the reins recently.I am very happy for the student. But this credit should entirely go to previous chief wardens.Yes,100 percent!!!”

After coming to know of this story,Senu Vomineni, a  self-proclaimed “Success Coach” and “inspirational  public speaker”, who was present in MIT  for  a workshop  congratulated the student and admired his positive thinking. He also presented his book “One book for  Life Success” to Kahil.

Not surprisingly, Kahil was spotted in the cyber café outside MIT at the time of writing this article.

 

P.S : All facts in this article are made up but you already knew that, didn’t you ? This Faking news item is a guest post, sent in to us via email. The Author wishes to remain anonymous.

13 replies on “MIT student attributes his success to ION wireless”

@RS Sharma

Are you serious,dude? 😮

@Vishal sir
Hope you read my conditions before posting.You have to take responsibility in case they sue 😛 😛 😛

Very ture 🙂

However, when ION is working, and you spend an hour waiting for your mail/FB to open up.. well, I would rather have it open instantly and finish off the work in 5 min 🙂

You are not allowed to write about any company publically without permission . I shall be sending you a legal notice .

LOL!!!

Publishing true facts is allowed!!
The only thing which is not true in the the article is that they say its from Faking News.
Believe me, this article is 100% real 🙂

@admin

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@be4a05ce04eabd3b258b4e1e943d087c:disqus … How will you sue them? Aww.. people think ‘Kids’ don’t know things, they’ll get scared and all. U can’t sue them. Bdw you’ll use Ion to send the mail? Cool.. Waiting… waiting… Uploading.. 5 days remaining… 😛

enough of these faking news! everyone knows those are used to increase the number of hits of the page, not the for entertainment .

What is the purpose of a website? It is for people to click and get
more number of hits. If you have a problem with this, then please shut
down your internet connection and go out and play!

What is the purpose of a website? It is for people to click and get
more number of hits. If you have a problem with this, then please shut
down your internet connection and go out and play!!

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