In a shocking incident, a student of MIT was suspended today for wearing a T-shirt with obscene quote. The quote, attributed to a stand-up comedian called Papa CJ,read: “I come from the land of Kamasutra.I can fuck you in more ways than you can count.”
The student,Raj Arora (NAME CHANGED) from Mechanical Engineering branch, was caught by the director when he was passing by the latter’s office. Immediately,the director issued suspension orders pending investigation.
On Sunday,Papa CJ performed in KMC Greens in front of huge audience and created a laugh riot. At the end of the show, his message to the students was to be proud of India and asked them to cite the above said ‘quote’ when someone demeans India.
Faking Manipal section reporter of ManipalBlog spoke to Raj Arora after his suspension. Regretting his mistake he said, “In the show, TAPMI Director and faculty members were cool about adult jokes. I thought the same about our college as well, but I was mistaken. Damn!! I shouldn’t have worn that Tee.”
The students of MIT expressed shock over the suspension. One of them,Chaudhry Singh Prasad (NAME CHANGED), who’s organising an event in Revels 2012 (MIT cultural fest) said, “After the success of Papa CJ show in Atharva, we thought of including a similar event in Revels as well. But now we have second thoughts about it. As a matter of fact, our management imposed restrictions on dress as well for the Fashion Show event.”
P.S: All the facts in this article are made up! But you already knew that, didn’t you?